HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.
bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t.  the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx

bluem-oon:

this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t.  the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx

(via gifs-for-the-masses)

Dunkin Donuts outside of New England

I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called How to Be a Masshole, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though. 

Why girls think guys are assholes *hint: it’s because they get too attached*

they’re always telling me their fuck buddies treat them like shit, and they’re just like…

so naturally I say…

and then they’re like…

and I’m immediately like… 

not two hours later, I see her with the guy like…

and I’m just like…

the next day when I ask them if they fucked the guy, they’re always like…

and I’m like…

and she’s like…

inside my head I’m thinking…

sure enough not two hours later it’s like…

my reaction…

but they promise…

and I’m like…

and the cycle continues later that night…

and I’m like…

so, seriously ladies…

Anonymous asked: wanna hand some advise to a confused 16 yr oold girl? hooked up with a kid last night who i was trying to get with forever! we only made out, but it was infront of a bunch of people who were judging hard. do i text him or wait for him to text me? i dont have to see him in person until wed or thursday. HELP?!

What does the fact that the people were judging hard have to do with it? Does he care a lot about what people think?

My advice,

1. Wait for him to text you. People always say it isn’t going to make you seem desperate if you text a dude first but actually it does. Definitely don’t let him know how into him you are.

2. If he doesn’t hit you up make sure you look fucking sexy wednesday and thursday.

3. Wait for randos to hit on you

4. DO NOT FLIRT BACK WITH THEM.

5. Try to use him as ‘an excuse to get away from a creepy guy.’ 

6. Fuck the shit out of him.

7. Never talk to him again.  

This is why I fucking love greek life

Literally 10 seconds after I put up the ‘Guess My Sorority’ post my inbox was flooded with guesses. I kept the fact that I was in a sorority on the DL for so long, I have no idea why. You are all so friendly and enthusiastic, it was so awesome to know that so many girls truly care about what sorority I’m in. That’s sisterhood bitches. If you’re not greek, do yourself a favor and go greek. Cause seriously guys, this goes beyond just tailgates, parties, frat boys and facebook pictures. 

KEEP GUESSING LADIES! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

ANOTHER HINT (GREEK LIFE)

You guys have basically flooded my inbox with every last college that plays division one football in existence (some of you are kinda retarded and guessed schools that didn’t even have football teams, which was awkward).

 

On the other hand, there were a handful of you who did guess correctly. But before I tell you what college I go to, I want you to guess which sorority I’m in (yeah, it’s a real social sorority, not any of that national/professional frat crap).

By the way, the hint is that my school is one with a greek system. 

SOooooooo yeah…