To all the people who took the time to let me know that I am a racist
but really…
December 2012
8 posts
Am I the only one that wonders how Asians in relationships meet each other?
Like, I’m sorry but the only time I ever see you guys is in classes or at the library.
Listening to some of the random shit RemDawg talks about during the games
I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called How to Be a Masshole, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though.
Dunkin Donuts outside of New England
I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called How to Be a Masshole, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though.
When I found out there are no Jordan's Furniture stores outside New England
I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called How to Be a Masshole, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though.
The number of field trips every Massachusetts kid takes to the Mayflower, Plymouth Plantation and the Freedom Trail
I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called How to Be a Masshole, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though.
When someone refers to Boston as Beantown
I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called How to Be a Masshole, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though.
November 2012
2 posts
When I meet someone who already knows who I am
Why girls think guys are assholes *hint: it's because they get too attached*
they’re always telling me their fuck buddies treat them like shit, and they’re just like…
so naturally I say…
and then they’re like…
and I’m immediately like…
not two hours later, I see her with the guy like…
and I’m just like…
the next day when I ask them if they fucked the guy, they’re always like…
and I’m like…
and she’s like…
inside my head I’m thinking…
sure enough not two hours later it’s like…
my reaction…
but they promise…
and I’m like…
and the cycle continues later that night…
and I’m like…
so, seriously ladies…
October 2012
10 posts
wanna hand some advise to a confused 16 yr oold girl? hooked up with a kid last night who i was trying to get with forever! we only made out, but it was infront of a bunch of people who were judging hard. do i text him or wait for him to text me? i dont have to see him in person until wed or thursday. HELP?!
What does the fact that the people were judging hard have to do with it? Does he care a lot about what people think?
My advice,
1. Wait for him to text you. People always say it isn’t going to make you seem desperate if you text a dude first but actually it does. Definitely don’t let him know how into him you are.
2. If he doesn’t hit you up make sure you look fucking sexy wednesday and thursday.
3. Wait for randos to hit on you
4. DO NOT FLIRT BACK WITH THEM.
5. Try to use him as ‘an excuse to get away from a creepy guy.’
6. Fuck the shit out of him.
7. Never talk to him again.
This is why I fucking love greek life
Literally 10 seconds after I put up the ‘Guess My Sorority’ post my inbox was flooded with guesses. I kept the fact that I was in a sorority on the DL for so long, I have no idea why. You are all so friendly and enthusiastic, it was so awesome to know that so many girls truly care about what sorority I’m in. That’s sisterhood bitches. If you’re not greek, do yourself a favor and go greek. Cause seriously guys, this goes beyond just tailgates, parties, frat boys and facebook pictures.
KEEP GUESSING LADIES! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
Shit GDIs say about sororities
so we’re just like…
but what we truly think…
ANOTHER HINT (GREEK LIFE)
You guys have basically flooded my inbox with every last college that plays division one football in existence (some of you are kinda retarded and guessed schools that didn’t even have football teams, which was awkward).
On the other hand, there were a handful of you who did guess correctly. But before I tell you what college I go to, I want you to guess which sorority I’m in (yeah, it’s a real social sorority, not any of that national/professional frat crap).
By the way, the hint is that my school is one with a greek system.
SOooooooo yeah…
When my mom tells me I should be more feminine like all the other girls
When I forget the information on my fake
udel? penn state?
Nope, but it is a division one football school.
university of maryland!?
NOPE, it’s top 50 actually
SIMMONS!
Nope, I’m Boston born & raised but I do not go to a school in Massachusetts.
Also another hint is that my school is a top 100 university.
