When people ask why I don't have a boyfriend
May 2012
98 posts
Whenever the other team takes a shot when there's a power play against my team
When a test question asks me to 'explain my answer'
When my friends tell me they don't understand why I get so upset when my team is eliminated from the playoffs
When I tell my mom something I think is funny
and her response is…
or…
or…
and I’m just like…
Whenever someone asks me if I remembered to separate my whites and my colors while doing laundry
I’m always like…
When I talk about that one guy I always see around but have never actually talked to
When I see a cat
When a girl in a relationship assumes every guy is trying to hit on her
When my mom and I go out to dinner
she’s always like…
and I’m just like…
When I'm outside and I see a bug
What I think I look like running
how I actually look…
When I finished my Calc 1 exam then realized I had to take Calc 2 next semester
When a guy starts crying
When 'Call Me Maybe' is playing
my best friend and I are like…
but my boyfriend is like…
When my friends start talking about something bad while my parents are in the room
When one of my siblings insulted me 10 years ago
when one of my siblings insults me now…
When I drink tequila
When my best friend an I are bored
she’s always like…
