When my fuck buddy gets pissed that I hooked up...
In the last weeks of school
but then a week after I get home I’m like…
How I feel about the internet
when someone at the game is wearing a jersey of a...
when someone posts a picture of them with your...
when i'm re-watching a movie with someone who...
mylifeasakitten: I’m just sitting there like
When I get in the elevator with a past hook up
After I actually read an entire book
hahahaaha just kidding, I don’t fucking read!
When I try to talk to foreign guys
When someone sticks a video camera in my face
my first instinct is always to do something retarded like…
When I was in middle school
when I was in high school… and when I was in college…
When a guy texts me "what are you up to tonight?"...
When I'm driving and there's a biker on the road
When I'm singing while driving
and I’m like… and I notice the person in the lane next to me is like… and I’m just like…
When my work keeps me late and I realize that I...
How I feel about Lebron James
when he doesn’t pass the ball…ever… when he cried… when he fouled out…
When someone new hangs out with my group of...
Being home from school during summer break
When I first got to college after going to...
When I see someone at the gym wearing jeans to...
When two guys are fighting over me
on the outside I’m like… but on the inside…