When a guy thinks I won't understand sports just...
After I'm done fucking a random guy
when my friends ask me for relationship advice
When I realized I was tired of trying to be like...
Just a little heads up, if you’re unhappy with the way things are you need to make them the way you honestly want them to be, or else you’ll spend your life trying to follow in the footsteps of someone who has. Just saying.
Every time I read the Snapple facts on the caps
Anonymous asked: your blog was original and funny but honestly once you just start fighting with bitchy anons it just becomes tiring and like every other blog. I'm out.
Anonymous asked: I'm confused, you have "Christian beliefs" but are bragging about all your drunk hookups?? I'm not judging...just didn't think the two went together.
When all the small sizes are gone in something I...
When a restaurant doesn't have the kind of cheese...
When people say sorry as they push by me in a...
Anonymous asked: Stephen A. Smith loves Bron Bron. So do pretty much all the other announcers for ABC. Massholes FTW.
Anonymous asked: i love your blog and everything it stands for. i want to grow up to be your blog. i want to major in your blog. i want to marry your blog.
Anonymous asked: Love the landshark reference. Classic SNL is the too good.
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on hipsters?
Outie belly button piercings
When the bouncer rejects my fake
When a guy tells me he likes me
Anonymous asked: do you like cats?
Anonymous asked: fuck yeah go you! you rock
When my friend wants to break a pinky swear
Anonymous asked: can you please make a funny one about when a guy won't man up and decide whether he wants to be together or just be a man and says he doesn't
Anonymous asked: Based on your hate for Lebron and now Ray Allen, I have a feeling you're from New England.
Anonymous asked: kaquain is this you?
Anonymous asked: i may know you in real life :p
When I go on Tumblr and I have no new inboxes
I’ve started answering anon questions! SEND ME MESSAGES!!
Anonymous asked: you're literally my hero now. i was listening to s club 7 all day yesterday.
Anonymous asked: You wouldn't happen to be from Cleveland, would you? (I'm just asking based on the Lebron James post haha)
Anonymous asked: you suck
Getting to wear a fucking crown on my birthday
The one person who's sober at the party
When my friend catches me screwing with their food
When I get ready to rap along with a song
When I start to become my Halloween costume
When I'm with my friends at the pool and we see a...
When I'm with a guy and I can't think of anything...
a 4th of July gift from my homegirl omgtooreal, show her some love.
How I feel about babies
also how I feel about cops…
What Americans think of...
Asia: Germany: The UK: The Middle Eastern countries we’re at war with: The Middle Eastern countries we aren’t at war with: Greece: France: Mexico: Africa: Other European Countries: Canada: America: What everyone else thinks of Americans:
When someone tells me their college has a curfew
When I'm listening to a really dope song for the...
What my friends say about me trying to look cute...
but then when I get there I’m like… and then I remember what I look like, and I’m like… and I’m just like… and that’s why I’ve decided that looking cute at the gym makes sense…
After I get a haircut
When I see my friends after a hook up
Most college girls
When I hear S Club 7
ESSSSSSS CLUBBBBBBBBB aint no party like an s club party
When someone starts to gossip
How I feel about America
on the 4th of July… when someone says their country is better… any other time…
When I hear a player from one of my teams might go...
When my friend asks me if something is a bad idea