July 2012
49 posts
12 tags
When a guy thinks I won't understand sports just...
Jul 22nd
323 notes
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After I'm done fucking a random guy
Jul 22nd
32 notes
when my friends ask me for relationship advice
mylifeasakitten:
Jul 22nd
108 notes
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When I realized I was tired of trying to be like...
Just a little heads up, if you’re unhappy with the way things are you need to make them the way you honestly want them to be, or else you’ll spend your life trying to follow in the footsteps of someone who has. Just saying. 
Jul 22nd
31 notes
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Every time I read the Snapple facts on the caps
I’m like…
Jul 21st
63 notes
Anonymous asked: your blog was original and funny but honestly once you just start fighting with bitchy anons it just becomes tiring and like every other blog. I'm out.
Jul 21st
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Anonymous asked: I'm confused, you have "Christian beliefs" but are bragging about all your drunk hookups?? I'm not judging...just didn't think the two went together.
Jul 20th
11 notes
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When all the small sizes are gone in something I...
Jul 19th
175 notes
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When a restaurant doesn't have the kind of cheese...
Jul 19th
23 notes
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When people say sorry as they push by me in a...
Jul 18th
108 notes
Anonymous asked: Stephen A. Smith loves Bron Bron. So do pretty much all the other announcers for ABC. Massholes FTW.
Jul 11th
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Anonymous asked: i love your blog and everything it stands for. i want to grow up to be your blog. i want to major in your blog. i want to marry your blog.
Jul 11th
6 notes
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Anonymous asked: Love the landshark reference. Classic SNL is the too good.
Jul 11th
21 notes
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Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on hipsters?
Jul 11th
17 notes
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Outie belly button piercings
Jul 11th
59 notes
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When the bouncer rejects my fake
Jul 11th
19 notes
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When a guy tells me he likes me
Jul 11th
2,274 notes
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Anonymous asked: do you like cats?
Jul 11th
20 notes
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Anonymous asked: fuck yeah go you! you rock
Jul 11th
7 notes
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When my friend wants to break a pinky swear
Jul 10th
89 notes
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Anonymous asked: can you please make a funny one about when a guy won't man up and decide whether he wants to be together or just be a man and says he doesn't
Jul 10th
7 notes
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Anonymous asked: Based on your hate for Lebron and now Ray Allen, I have a feeling you're from New England.
Jul 10th
9 notes
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Anonymous asked: kaquain is this you?
Jul 10th
3 notes
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Anonymous asked: i may know you in real life :p
Jul 10th
2 notes
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When I go on Tumblr and I have no new inboxes
I’ve started answering anon questions! SEND ME MESSAGES!!
Jul 10th
25 notes
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Anonymous asked: you're literally my hero now. i was listening to s club 7 all day yesterday.
Jul 10th
3 notes
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Anonymous asked: You wouldn't happen to be from Cleveland, would you? (I'm just asking based on the Lebron James post haha)
Jul 10th
2 notes
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Anonymous asked: you suck
Jul 10th
10 notes
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Getting to wear a fucking crown on my birthday
Jul 9th
78 notes
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The one person who's sober at the party
Jul 9th
69 notes
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When my friend catches me screwing with their food
 
Jul 9th
39 notes
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When I get ready to rap along with a song
Jul 9th
200 notes
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When I start to become my Halloween costume
Jul 8th
270 notes
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When I'm with my friends at the pool and we see a...
Jul 8th
34 notes
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When I'm with a guy and I can't think of anything...
a 4th of July gift from my homegirl omgtooreal, show her some love. 
Jul 8th
55 notes
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Ray Allen
Jul 8th
18 notes
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How I feel about babies
also how I feel about cops…
Jul 4th
59 notes
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What Americans think of...
Asia: Germany: The UK:  The Middle Eastern countries we’re at war with:  The Middle Eastern countries we aren’t at war with: Greece: France: Mexico: Africa: Other European Countries: Canada: America:  What everyone else thinks of Americans:
Jul 4th
258 notes
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When someone tells me their college has a curfew
Jul 4th
32 notes
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When I'm listening to a really dope song for the...
Jul 4th
73 notes
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What my friends say about me trying to look cute...
but then when I get there I’m like… and then I remember what I look like, and I’m like… and I’m just like… and that’s why I’ve decided that looking cute at the gym makes sense…
Jul 4th
52 notes
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After I get a haircut
Jul 4th
32 notes
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When I see my friends after a hook up
I’m like…
Jul 4th
22 notes
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Most college girls
me…
Jul 4th
45 notes
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When I hear S Club 7
ESSSSSSS CLUBBBBBBBBB aint no party like an s club party
Jul 4th
124 notes
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When someone starts to gossip
Jul 4th
58 notes
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How I feel about America
on the 4th of July… when someone says their country is better… any other time…
Jul 4th
102 notes
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When I hear a player from one of my teams might go...
Jul 4th
97 notes
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When my friend asks me if something is a bad idea
I’m like…
Jul 4th
91 notes