HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

Anonymous asked: udel? penn state?

Nope, but it is a division one football school. 

Anonymous asked: university of maryland!?

NOPE, it’s top 50 actually 

Anonymous asked: SIMMONS!

Nope, I’m Boston born & raised but I do not go to a school in Massachusetts. 

Also another hint is that my school is a top 100 university. 

Anonymous asked: suffolk?

Nope, I’m Boston born & raised but I do not go to a school in Massachusetts. 

Anonymous asked: You are clearly from Mass... Do you go to one of the big schools in boston? BU? BC? Harvard? MIT? Northeastern? I actually go to Northeastern and now I'm curious

Anonymous asked: where do you go to school?

GUESS!

Anonymous asked: Can you make something about friends getting back together with ex-boyfriends....? a friend of mine recently just got back together with hers and she's "not allowed" to go to parties anymore. Can you make a post that will show her shes a dumb ass..

Anonymous asked: Why have you stopped your amazing blog...?

i’m back at school now

Anonymous asked: If you’re reading this you have been cursed, past this to the next 10 people or the devil will posses you tonight at 2:03am

IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT PAST MEANT WHEN BEING USED AS A VERB!!