HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

What Americans think of…

Asia:

Germany:

The UK: 

The Middle Eastern countries we’re at war with: 

The Middle Eastern countries we aren’t at war with:

Greece:

France:

Mexico:

Africa:

Other European Countries:

Canada:

America: 

What everyone else thinks of Americans: