HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

When someone starts to gossip

How I feel about America

on the 4th of July…

when someone says their country is better…

any other time…

When I hear a player from one of my teams might go to another team

When my friend asks me if something is a bad idea

I’m like…

When my fuck buddy gets pissed that I hooked up with someone else

In the last weeks of school

but then a week after I get home I’m like… 

How I feel about the internet

when someone at the game is wearing a jersey of a team who isn’t playing

allmyhockeyfeelings:

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when someone posts a picture of them with your favorite player

allmyhockeyfeelings:

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when i’m re-watching a movie with someone who hasn’t seen it yet and i’m trying not to give away the ending

mylifeasakitten:

I’m just sitting there like

When I get in the elevator with a past hook up

After I actually read an entire book

hahahaaha just kidding, I don’t fucking read!

When I try to talk to foreign guys

When someone sticks a video camera in my face

my first instinct is always to do something retarded like…

When I was in middle school

when I was in high school…

and when I was in college…