HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

Normal girls’ reaction to one of their friends getting with multiple guys in one night:

My reaction to one of my friends getting with multiple guys in one night:

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    hannah just messaged this to me and my two roommates with the accompanying message “Wasnt sure how this would be...
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    My reaction to one of my friends getting with multiple guys in one night:
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    My reaction to one of my friends getting with multiple guys in one night:
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