HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

When people ask why I don’t have a boyfriend

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    my new line.
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    damn right. even though I’m not single….i still can’t be tamed! so rawr.
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    I just don’t look as creepy as Miley when I say it.
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