HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

When a guy texts me “what are you up to tonight?” on a weekend before going out

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