HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

When someone sticks a video camera in my face

my first instinct is always to do something retarded like…

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    except i look nowhere near as hot as a vs model….side note: HER ABBBBBBS
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