HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

when i’m having a cougar night and i spot a hot freshman boy

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    My friend just fb messaged this to me. It describes my life so perfectly
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    well I don’t hook up with freshmen but the gif is perfect
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    MY LIFEEEE
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    me almost every weekend
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