HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

Anonymous asked: SIMMONS!

Nope, I’m Boston born & raised but I do not go to a school in Massachusetts. 

Also another hint is that my school is a top 100 university.