HOW TO BE A LANDSHARK

The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.

ANOTHER HINT (GREEK LIFE)

You guys have basically flooded my inbox with every last college that plays division one football in existence (some of you are kinda retarded and guessed schools that didn’t even have football teams, which was awkward).

 

On the other hand, there were a handful of you who did guess correctly. But before I tell you what college I go to, I want you to guess which sorority I’m in (yeah, it’s a real social sorority, not any of that national/professional frat crap).

By the way, the hint is that my school is one with a greek system. 

SOooooooo yeah…

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