The result of a lazy college asshole who discovered the next level of procrastination: dicking around and then blogging photos about dicking around. My talents include getting embarrassingly drunk off very little alcohol, talking way louder than necessary, and offending people. Landshark.Tumblr (3.0; @howtobealandshark)http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mes2i1Ezbo1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mes2ixKN7A1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mes2fnEKyo1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>but really&#8230;</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mes2kcAt1t1r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37591363720http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37591363720Sun, 09 Dec 2012 18:01:46 -0500asiansasianracistracistsdoucheare you kiddingrihannarobinhow i met your motherignorantjenna marblescatcats<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mersop21zO1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>Like, I&#8217;m sorry but the only time I ever see you guys is in classes or at the library. </p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37563233863http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37563233863Sun, 09 Dec 2012 12:02:16 -0500asianasiansi love yougifgifsfunnylolloverelationship<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0yefT3HO1qeza1jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluem-oon.tumblr.com/post/32804251267/this-is-my-brother-two-years-ago-we-were-at-the" target="_blank">bluem-oon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t.  the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx</p> </blockquote>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37311557493http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37311557493Wed, 05 Dec 2012 22:56:40 -0500<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meexhjFLBd1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><span>I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called </span><a href="http://www.howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/tagged/masshole" target="_blank">How to Be a Masshole</a><span>, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though. </span></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37039458400http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37039458400Sun, 02 Dec 2012 12:04:26 -0500remdawgred soxbaseballmlbwhat the fuckgifgifsfunnylolbostonmassholemamassmassachusettsnew englandmisfitsnesn<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewzvJPEZ1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><span>I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called </span><a href="http://www.howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/tagged/masshole" target="_blank">How to Be a Masshole</a><span>, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though. </span></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37037952785http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37037952785Sun, 02 Dec 2012 11:42:00 -0500ewdunkindunkin donutsnew englandmassholebostonmamassmassachusettsgifgifslolfunny<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewv3yM2T1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><span>I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called </span><a href="http://www.howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/tagged/masshole" target="_blank">How to Be a Masshole</a><span>, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though. </span></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37037787878http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37037787878Sun, 02 Dec 2012 11:39:28 -0500massmassholemabostonmassachusettsnew englandjordansjordans furniturelolgifgifsfunny<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewletHpV1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><span>I’m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don’t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called </span><a href="http://www.howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/tagged/masshole" target="_blank">How to Be a Masshole</a><span>, check it out. I’ll still post regular one’s too though. </span></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37037487789http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37037487789Sun, 02 Dec 2012 11:34:46 -0500massholenew englandbostonmassachusettsplymouth plantationfield tripfield tripsmean girlslimitlimitsgifgifslolschoolfunnymayflowerthe mayflowerfreedom trail<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meevmi3dZL1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>I&#8217;m going to start doing a bunch of posts about Boston, Massachusetts and New England; mainly because I don&#8217;t really give a fuck about anyone else. I made a new tab called <a href="http://www.howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/tagged/masshole" target="_blank">How to Be a Masshole</a>, check it out. I&#8217;ll still post regular one&#8217;s too though. </p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37036841907http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/37036841907Sun, 02 Dec 2012 11:24:36 -0500bostonbeantownmassachusettsnew englandmean girlsshut upmassholegifgifsfunnylol<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mddfzovzmB1r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/35569457879http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/35569457879Mon, 12 Nov 2012 12:02:27 -0500gifsfunnygiflolwswcmwhatshouldwecallmelindsay lohanwildwild childreputation<p>they&#8217;re always telling me their fuck buddies treat them like shit, and they&#8217;re just like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuq0topIF1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>so naturally I say&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuq8e8Xu21r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and then they&#8217;re like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuq8wljI11r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and I&#8217;m immediately like&#8230; </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuqbiVjx91r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>not two hours later, I see her with the guy like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuqd22miO1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and I&#8217;m just like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuqelhpY51r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>the next day when I ask them if they fucked the guy, they&#8217;re always like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuqrpzRhS1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuqtmHVvd1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and she&#8217;s like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuquuxPuf1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>inside my head I&#8217;m thinking&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuqvsNsT71r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>sure enough not two hours later it&#8217;s like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurmwUckB1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuqwqBIvo1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>my reaction&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuro9COcM1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurp5AmXf1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>but they promise&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurqxEZpx1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurrdiAs31r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurs0BY7e1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and the cycle continues later that night&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurt50OoT1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>and I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurudUl6H1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>so, seriously ladies&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurvhjCZF1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcurw9n4ly1r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/34820564392http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/34820564392Fri, 02 Nov 2012 05:07:37 -0400gifgifsfunnylolhotrodlegitquitassholeguysgirlsgirlguyloverelationshipmama miabarney stinsonbangsexsouth parkzac efronModern Familyeasy apussymila kunisAmy Poehlersnlkristen wiigdora the exploraputabullshit<p>What does the fact that the people were judging hard have to do with it? Does he care a lot about what people think?</p> <p>My advice,</p> <p>1. Wait for him to text you. People always say it isn’t going to make you seem desperate if you text a dude first but actually it does. Definitely don’t let him know how into him you are.</p> <p>2. If he doesn’t hit you up make sure you look fucking sexy wednesday and thursday.</p> <p>3. Wait for randos to hit on you</p> <p>4. <strong>DO NOT FLIRT BACK WITH THEM</strong>.</p> <p>5. Try to use him as ‘an excuse to get away from a creepy guy.’ </p> <p>6. Fuck the shit out of him.</p> <p>7. Never talk to him again.  </p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/34541731126http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/34541731126Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:23:08 -0400<p>Literally 10 seconds after I put up the &#8216;Guess My Sorority&#8217; post my inbox was flooded with guesses. I kept the fact that I was in a sorority on the DL for so long, I have no idea why. You are all so friendly and enthusiastic, it was so awesome to know that so many girls truly care about what sorority I&#8217;m in. That&#8217;s sisterhood bitches. If you&#8217;re not greek, do yourself a favor and go greek. Cause seriously guys, this goes beyond just tailgates, parties, frat boys and facebook pictures. </p> <p><strong>KEEP GUESSING LADIES! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!</strong></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc40i2Bl0P1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc41ccOmAP1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc41cmBVuN1r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33859639112http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33859639112Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:35:17 -0400awesomelovegreek lifegreekgo greekjenna marbleseasy agifgifsfunnylolRelatableso relatablepanhellenicsororitysororitiessistersisterssisterhoodguessfratfraternitiesfratssratfraternity<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3yh07wL91r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3zstIodE1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3zy2IIZn1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3ztfWEIV1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>so we&#8217;re just like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3yhl3X3e1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p>but what we truly think&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc403pgUIk1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc4040l9HS1r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33858045608http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33858045608Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:10:00 -0400gifgifsfunnylolsororitysororitiesgreekgreek lifefratsratfraternityfraternitiespanhellenicgdigdismean girlslook at me nowhaterhatershatefriendfriendssistersbrothers<p>You guys have basically flooded my inbox with every last college that plays division one football in existence (some of you are kinda retarded and guessed schools that didn&#8217;t even have football teams, which was awkward).</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2pc7vX0a1r5a2sv.gif"/> </p> <p>On the other hand, there were a handful of you who did guess correctly. But before I tell you what college I go to, I want you to guess which sorority I&#8217;m in (yeah, it&#8217;s a real social sorority, not any of that national/professional frat crap).</p> <p>By the way, the hint is that my school is one with a greek system. </p> <p>SOooooooo yeah&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2ptaHeej1r5a2sv.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2pswdhiD1r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33854707783http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33854707783Thu, 18 Oct 2012 17:18:00 -0400greekfratfraternitysororitygreek lifesratcollegeuniversityschoolbrotherssistersguessbiglittlegood luckhintgifgifs<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2ezguxru1r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33810434939http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33810434939Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:33:58 -0400gifgifsfunnyRelatableso relatableloltina feyxmengirlsx-menrejectionsocietyfemininegirlygirl<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0ul2MBL01r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33759221421http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33759221421Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:15:26 -0400gifgifsfunnyfakefake ididbouncerclubpartybirthdaylol<p>Nope, but it is a division one football school. </p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33048515429http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/33048515429Sat, 06 Oct 2012 21:24:23 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbzi5v5w21r5a2sv.gif"/></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/32816540064http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/32816540064Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:01:21 -0400<p>NOPE, it’s top 50 actually </p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/32796101780http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/32796101780Wed, 03 Oct 2012 04:58:15 -0400<p><span>Nope, I’m Boston born & raised <strong>but I do not</strong> go to a school in Massachusetts. </span></p> <p><span>Also another hint is that my school is a top 100 university. </span></p>http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/32658658745http://howtobealandshark.tumblr.com/post/32658658745Mon, 01 Oct 2012 03:23:33 -0400